AISubs v3.7
S) Yes.
T) This time we'll do anything.
(Laughing)
T) Anything will do for today!
T) Anything-can-be-made-in-a-mountainous-way-of- flying-kissing-contest!
(Applause)
T) When you say 'flapping' it means we'll take of our suit and fly into the air.
T) Can you stop with that concept for today?
S) We don't have a suit.
T) We don't need it.
S) We might need it somewhere.
T) I agree.
T) At the very least.
T) We might not need our legs to be like this.
S) You might just have accidentally flapped and said that and just got onto it.
T) That's right.
T) My shoes just flew and flew right into my mouth.
Anyway, we're going to fly far away and run for a long time.
There's a legal problem, so we're not going to use drones here.
There's no other way.
So we're going to fly far away and run for a long time.
We're going to fly far away and run for a long time.
So, let's get started.
Mr. Yumemaru will tell us about the preparation.
I think we can do it in about three minutes.
Let's get ready.
Let's go.
Damn it!
What kind of concept did you buy these shoes for?
The concept is...
If you want to fly, you have to be heavy.
That's why I bought heavy shoes.
Is this regulation okay?
This is under regulation.
I want the power when I do this.
Oh, I see.
There's also a rubber band.
Yes, gloves are allowed in this competition.
That's good.
You said you had everything.
We're going to fly with centrifugal force.
So I'm going to tie this rope here.
It's like a hammer throw.
I see.
It's better to have heavy shoes for that.
I'm sure you've been playing track and field, so you know a lot about hammer throws.
By the way, this is a long-distance competition.
I cut it off with this length of rope.
I cut it off.
Damn it!
It's almost done.
I'm sure you'll fly.
Mr. Yumemaru, are you okay?
I'm fine.
Let's start with Mr. Yumemaru.
I've seen it before.
Look at it! Look at it!
It's so cool!
I'm jealous!
It's so cool!
I'll give you a straight line from now on.
As a rule of the official competition,
the width of the insect is adopted.
I'll show you how wide it is.
It's so wide!
It's 25.4 MH.
No, it was 35.
Is it that wide?
Judge!
It's 34.4 MH.
Look at it!
Isn't it cool?
It's official record.
Isn't it higher than throwing it by hand?
I'll try it by hand.
It's 33.
It's higher than throwing it by hand.
As a rule of the competition,
the width of the insect is adopted.
Next up is Mr. Ryo, the representative of Italy.
Mr. Ryo!
I'm the representative of Italy.
It's forbidden to use violence in this competition.
I thought about it at first.
I was wondering if I could use a hammer like Yumemaru.
I called Mr. Murafushi Kouji.
I was wondering if I could win if I threw it.
I couldn't get an answer.
I was wondering what to do,
and I picked up this.
I picked up a hammer.
That's why I want to win.
It's short.
I couldn't find a good rubber in Don Quijote,
so I bought a band for a helmet.
It's short.
Oh, no!
Can I put it next to you?
What will you do if I say no?
If you say no, I'll be in trouble.
Thank you!
It's done!
It's a catapult!
This is the first catapult I've ever seen in my life!
I'm shocked!
I bought these leather shoes at Don Quijote.
Why did you buy them?
Because there is a heel here.
You can hook it like this and fly it.
It looks like it's going to fly a lot.
Shall we get started?
Yes!
Okay, Yo-san, please!
Here we go!
Oh, no...
Here we go!
Oh, no...
Here we go!
Oh, no...
Joe's record is 0 meters!
Oh, no...
But you haven't flown it yet, so you should be able to catch it.
Get your spirit back!
I'm back!
Here we go!
Oh, no!
It's 39mh.
Yes!
I lost 5mh.
That's amazing!
Oh, wow!
What's that?
I wanted that!
I want that shoe!
You're doing a competition, aren't you?
That's amazing!
Okay, Shibayu is in third place.
What's that?
I've been wondering about it since I bought it.
What's that?
Honestly, I don't know why I bought it.
No way!
When you fly a shoe, don't you think it's better than a heel?
Don't you think so?
I don't think so.
What's that?
What?
You don't know what it is?
Shibayu.
Yes?
Can I use the existing one in my wheelhouse?
Well, you can use it, but of course, you can't measure it from there.
It's a little disadvantageous for this person, but I'd like you to bounce it back.
Is it about 10mh?
Well, I think you can do it.
Oh, wow!
Oh!
It's not as bad as I thought.
Are you ready?
I'm ready!
Well, Shibayu, please!
Aaaah!
Aaaaaah!
Can you measure it, please?
I'll break it with a regretful expression.
It's -41mhz.
It's crazy. It's a great record.
Isn't it amazing?
You've left a name for history.
You're the one who bent this scissor.
These people are doing something really crazy right now.
They'll think we're crazy!
Leave it to me!
This isn't what an adult's power is like!
I'll show you how wasabi ends.
Leave it to me!
My strategy for this time is this!
Ta-dah!
It's a helicopter!
But the moment you saw this, you thought, "Wow, it's small."
It's too small. It doesn't float.
It's sweet.
I bought four of them!
I'm going to put these four in my shoes and fly them at the same time and go far away.
This is my favorite weapon of the day.
I'm going to throw this with a bamboo skewer.
Like this.
Good.
Like this and like this.
I'm going to do the same thing on the back.
It's like this now.
I see.
I'm going to turn it on and fly!
Is it not this one?
Who are you?
You should be in charge of everything.
The channel doesn't match.
Wow!
You surprised me!
You're arrogant!
No, I'm not!
Let's wrap this one up.
I'm going to play with it a little bit.
Like this.
Good.
Good!
It's done!
Everything is completely wrapped up.
Now we just have to see how much we can carry with this helicopter.
That's right.
But you'll know if you see that momentum.
They're flying.
Are you ready?
I'm ready!
Okay, let's go!
Let's do this!
Switch, on!
You didn't fly at the same time, did you?
On!
You! You!
First you...
Ah!
What?
What? Why?
That was close!
You...
I let you go!
Ah!
Ora!
The end!
You didn't fly! You didn't fly! You didn't fly!
I don't care! You're flying!
Before everyone says "enough"
Fly!
Go! Go!
Ouch!
Hang in there!
My legs!
Are you satisfied now?